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Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine Stand-Up Comedian: "You should have seen my show last night. It was standing room only."
Stand-Up Comedian's Friend: "Oh yeah? You were that good?"
Stand-Up Comedian: "That, and the fact that some thieves stole all the chairs out of the club the night before."
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| The Great Question
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Marty A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a priest were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.
The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?
The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.
The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature much like life itself.
The Priest said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.
Just then the young farm boy spoke up, "Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open."
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WisdomTips.com Life's Failures "Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
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