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How's the Diet Going? Food Jokes Submitted by barber7796 "How the diet going?" "Not good, I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled?" "No, chocolate."

Imaginary Friend Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on the hanger and stuffed it. Then I sat it on the couch to see how it looked. Later that evening my son walked in the door, home for a surprise visit. Taking one look at my coat-hanger friend sitting on the couch, he said, "Mom, it's not that bad, is it?"

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