Joke of the day - Imaginary Friend

How's the Diet Going? Food Jokes Submitted by barber7796 "How the diet going?" "Not good, I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled?" "No, chocolate."

Imaginary Friend Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on the hanger and stuffed it. Then I sat it on the couch to see how it looked. Later that evening my son walked in the door, home for a surprise visit. Taking one look at my coat-hanger friend sitting on the couch, he said, "Mom, it's not that bad, is it?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com On Living "Every one dies, but not everyone fully lives. Too many people are having a near-life experience." - George Bernard Shaw -

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