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Police Jokes :: #21922
By Anonymous from USA.
A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court,' says the desk sergeant.
'No, no, no! says the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!'
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Health :: #6305
By Charlie from Roselle USA.
Low magnesium levels link to heart disease
Researcher Andrea Rosanoff, PH.D., who suggests taking 200 to 250 mg of magnesium twice a day, says that magnesium fuels muscle growth and function. Without enough of the mineral the heart quickly becomes strained, leading to damage. Shortfalls of this essential mineral can trigger high blood pressure, plaque buildup and other heart problems.
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