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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced to her
mother just before school that she needed to take a clean
tee shirt to class, because the teacher was going to iron an
anti-drug message on it.

The mother frantically swept through her daughter's room,
finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had
something printed on one side. She sent it off to school
with her young daughter.

That afternoon, her daughter returned and happily showed off
her shirt. On one side it said, "Families are Forever." On
the other side it said, "Be Smart, Don't Start."
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What is your perspective about pro-creation?

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God
created he him; male and female created he them.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful,
and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it...

And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it
was very good. And the evening and the morning were the
sixth day. -Genesis 1:27

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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Sport Jokes :: #112 By from Unknown A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only 3 feet tall." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Interpersonal Skills :: #4920 By Yaw Danquah from Brampton Canada Minds Little minds talk about people, Average minds talk about events, and Great minds talk about ideas.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com