Joke of the day - How'd He Do That?

Time for Pay Raise Work Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job. He asked which companies? I told him gas, electric, and cable.

How'd He Do That? Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Kevin Hidook A magician comes up to our table and does a card trick. Impressed, I asked him how he did it. He says "I can tell you, but I'd then have to kidnap you and take you away." I said, "Can you tell my mother in law?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com I Knew They say that you never know what you have until you lose it. This is not true, you know what you have. Losing it is what makes you appreciate it.

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