Joke of the day - Call it a Night

This Could Be Love Dentist Jokes Submitted by iamacutie I met a Russian Dentist and his name was Anesthesia. I thought this could be love. Sadly, I felt nothing.

Call it a Night Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz My wife and I have very different body clocks. At sundown she is practically ready for bed. I, meanwhile, am a night owl. Recently, after a long, hard workday, I announced around 8 p.m. that I was exhausted and ready to hit the sack. Suddenly my wife nearly leapt into my arms. "Oh, honey," she purred into my ear, "I just love it when you talk early to me."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Long Life "If you want to live a long life, avoid hospitals. More people die in hospitals than anywhere else."

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