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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious
plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a
bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make
that much as a lawyer!"
The plumber replied sympathetically, "Neither did I when I
was a lawyer."
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He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of bread: but he
that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty enough.
A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that
maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. To have
respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread
that man will transgress.
He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth
not that poverty shall come upon him. -Proverbs 28:19
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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