Saturday, December 26, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

I was casting kids at church for our annual Christmas play,
and was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.

One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be
a Villager." He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents.

Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what! I get to be a
mini-van!"
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believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit,
in faith, in purity. -1 Timothy 4:12

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Joe Cosity

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