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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said
to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with
Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green."

"That's possible."

"Not when I had it in my pocket!"
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For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer
for well doing, than for evil doing. For Christ also hath
once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he
might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but
quickened by the Spirit. -1 Peter 3:17

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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