Ever Wondered Where the Word ‘Sh*t’ Comes From?

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Joke of the day - Saving A Shirt

Handy Around the House. Marriage Jokes Submitted by Douglas Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything. Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You'll never get anything new.

Saving A Shirt Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt? BUTLER: Yes, sir. MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed! BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning.... MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt! BUTLER: I... yes, I did. MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard. BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!

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