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| Long Life
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by mickey Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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| Weekly Staff Meeting
Work Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz Mr. Frobisher always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for four-thirty on Friday afternoons.
When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, he explained.
"I will tell you why. I've learned that's the only time of the week when none of you wants to argue with me."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Be Proud but Humble "Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others."
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