Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Christ Jesus concerning you. -1 Thessalonians 5:18

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