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Lawyer Jokes :: #6239
By Phyllis Pelletier from Nanticoke Pa. USA.

There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?"

The man replied, "Well sir, it was like this. We was drivin' down the road, mindin' our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pullin' up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was 'most dead, so he shot 'em. Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him. Then he came over to me and he said, 'How you feeling?'" "I said, I never felt better in my life."




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Business :: #2290
By Junad Alom from United Kingdom

Help your colleagues
If you believe that you have finished your job, and you have time to spare, then use your time to help your colleagues who might have a heavy workload put on them. Even if it is not part of your job, helping others to get their work done not only helps to finish quick but also it influences that person to help you when you are in a busy period.

 
 
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