Joke of the day - We've Got A Speeder

Finishing Strong Doctor Jokes Submitted by HENNE My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

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We've Got A Speeder Police Jokes Submitted by HENNE My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a warning, mom tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car. "I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer. "What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Give Up "Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great." - KENNY ROGERS -

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