Joke of the day - The New Wedding Vows

You Never Listen Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Rens A wife complained, "You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear..." The husband replied, "Sure honey, I'll have a beer."

The New Wedding Vows Kid Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter "playing wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Blindness Anger and love are identical in that they both make a person blind.

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