Thursday, May 25, 2017

Joke of the day - The New Wedding Vows

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You Never Listen
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Rens

A wife complained, "You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear..."

The husband replied, "Sure honey, I'll have a beer."

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The New Wedding Vows
Kid Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter "playing wedding."

The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

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The Tip of The Day from
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Blindness

Anger and love are identical in that they both make a person blind.


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