| Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #1083 By Matt Stefanski from Unknown A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," The man says "Oh my god," the bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies "50 cents." Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | One-Liners :: #204 By Nicole Deriger from Lachine Canada Love,Love Love,love, is only love when your heart is broken. | | | | aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com | | | |