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Elderly Jokes :: #20469
By Anonymous from USA.
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at
the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her
youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens
intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At
the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the
trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They
are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to
marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her
you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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Home Life :: #415
By Tony Piscotti from Brooklyn USA.
Drying Herbs
For drying the leaves of herbs use old window screens in a dry place and for the roots place them in the oven on low. Try chopping the roots first before placing them in the oven and if you have a food hydrator that works the best for roots. Drying flowers are like drying leaves, but you must be careful about keeping them dry. You also could opt for hanging bunches of the leaves by a string or placing the flowers and leaves in paper bags and then hanging them to dry. Shaking them periodically will help them from sticking together.
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