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Elderly Jokes :: #20469 By Anonymous from USA. Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.' Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #415 By Tony Piscotti from Brooklyn USA. Drying Herbs For drying the leaves of herbs use old window screens in a dry place and for the roots place them in the oven on low. Try chopping the roots first before placing them in the oven and if you have a food hydrator that works the best for roots. Drying flowers are like drying leaves, but you must be careful about keeping them dry. You also could opt for hanging bunches of the leaves by a string or placing the flowers and leaves in paper bags and then hanging them to dry. Shaking them periodically will help them from sticking together.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com