Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Joke of the day - Sounds A Little Fishy

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Fleas In A Bar


What do you call a flea in a bar?

A bar-hopper!

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Sounds A Little Fishy


A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, "Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can't help but notice that you’re using a stick a string and a safety pin for a hook."

His friend replied, "My wife thinks I'm wasting money so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish... any more questions?"

"Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember that's what I did last year so I could keep my fishing gear."

His friend answered, "I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!"

Submitted by Marty

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