Joke of the day - I'll Take the Train

Auction Reward Business Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, "Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return." After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, "$550.00!"

I'll Take the Train Elderly Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, "I'll take it!" "I'm sure your grandson will like it, sir," said the clerk. "I suppose you are right," sighed the old man, "You'd better give me two."

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