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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

The child came home from his first day at school. His mother
asked, "Well, what did you learn today?"

The child replied, "Not enough. They want me to come back
tomorrow."
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Get wisdom, get understanding: forget it not; neither
decline from the words of my mouth. Forsake her not, and she
shall preserve thee: love her, and she shall keep thee.

Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and
with all thy getting get understanding. Exalt her, and she
shall promote thee: she shall bring thee to honour, when
thou dost embrace her.

She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown
of glory shall she deliver to thee. -Proverbs 4:5

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Joe Cosity

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