Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Joke of the day - I Don't Smoke

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The Future of Technology
Kid Jokes
Submitted by stee

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.

“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”

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I Don't Smoke
Misc Jokes
Submitted by outward

Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That's good. When did you quit?"

"Around 9:30 this morning."

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"Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away."

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