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| Gifting the Gift
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"
"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!"
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| Emergency Dispatcher Sees All
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go to a hospital.
After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her, "Do you know what caused the fall?"
"No," the woman nervously replied. "What?"
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Better A Hundred Enemies "Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside."
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