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Joke of the day - The Cereal Argument

A Handsome Tip Misc Jokes Submitted by Minie me A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."

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The Cereal Argument Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Wife: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit and Trix were only supposed to be for kids." Husband: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person." [A period of silence -- the wife looks down at her food.] Husband: "What's wrong?" Wife: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."

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