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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Henry's first stop on his vacation was his sister's house.
She's extremely organized. Before she leaves on a trip, she
always types up address labels for her postcards.

This time, Henry figured he'd done her one better. He
boasted to her, "You'll be impressed. I've already written
thank-you notes to everyone with whom I'll be staying.
They're all stamped and ready to go."

His sister was silent for a moment, and then she said, "You
mean those little envelopes I saw in your room and mailed
this morning?"
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How well is your life planned?

Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into
such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell,
and get gain: whereas ye know not what shall be on the
morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that
appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away. For
that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and
do this, or that. But now ye rejoice in your boastings: all
such rejoicing is evil. -James 4:13

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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