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| I Wish You'd Sing
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Alfie had been listening to his sister practicing her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas Carols."
"That’s nice of you, Alfie," she said. "Why?"
"Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
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| Remember That Ring You Wanted?
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar A husband and wife were at the mall when they got separated. The wife calls him on her cell phone. "Where are you?" she asks.
"Well, do you remember the store when we were first married and you were looking at a beautiful ring in the jewelry store window, but we could not afford it?"
"Yes", she replies, excited to think about what he was about to say, a tear forming in her eyes.
"Great, I am at the sports store right next to it."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Sleep On It If a complicated issue has you stuck, take the advice of United Kingdom researchers and catch a few winks. Subjects faced with tricky word problems solved more of the challenging puzzles that had them stumped after they got some sleep.
It seems that sleep helps the brain retrieve information that is not at the top of the mind but that proves crucial to solving the task at hand. |
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