Thursday, July 16, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

On a recent trip into town I observed a very peculiar thing
happening via two city workers. One would dig a hole, walk
a few yards, dig another hole, and then walk a few more
yards... you get the point.

The second man would come behind the first man and fill the
hole that had just been dug, walk a few yards, fill the next
hole, and so on. These actions quite puzzled me.
Furthermore, these two men were working very hard! One
digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

Finally I couldn't hold my confusion in any longer-I had to
find out what they were doing. "I appreciate how hard you're
working," I said to the first man, "But why are you digging
a hole when your partner comes behind you and just
fills it up again?"

"Oh yeah, I guess it must look pretty funny," the hole digger
replied, taking a break to wipe the sweat off his forehead.
"But the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
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At one time we too were foolish, disobedient, deceived and
enslaved by all kinds of passions and pleasures. We lived
in malice and envy, being hated and hating one another.

But when the kindness and love of God our Savior appeared,
he saved us, not because of righteous things we had done,
but because of his mercy. He saved us through the washing of
rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit, whom he poured out
on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior, so that,
having been justified by his grace, we might become heirs
having the hope of eternal life. -Titus 3:3

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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