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| Midday Surprise
Animal Jokes
Submitted by sravanthi The week we got our puppy, I caught a stomach bug and stayed home from work one day. That afternoon, my wife called to check up on me.
"I'm okay," I said. "But guess who pooped in the dining room?"
My wife's response, "Who?"
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| Faulty Refrigerator Advice
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn't working."
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well."
Second call, a few minutes later. "The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!"
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Fear Vs. Faith It has been said that fear is believing that something that hasn't happened yet is going to happen…
Isn't that called faith? |
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