Joke of the day - Valid Point

Numbers Lesson School Jokes Submitted by HENNE The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said, "Daphne! What are 2 and 4, and 28 and 44?" Daphne quickly replied, "ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Valid Point School Jokes Submitted by HENNE Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Native American Proverb Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

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