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| The Swimming Horsefly
Food Jokes
Submitted by Mstuffy A man entered a diner and ordered a large bowl of soup. A big horse fly then flew into the bowl. The startled man saw the fly, then retorted to the waiter. "Look at this bowl, what do you see? A horse fly right? What is it doing in my soup?"
The waiter, not sure how to reply, said, "I'm not sure, but it looks like the backstroke to me."
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| I'll Call Back Later
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it was before normal business hours but that he would help if he could.
"What's your job there?" the caller asked.
The man replied, "I'm the company president."
There was a pause. Then the caller said, "I'll call back later. I need to talk to someone who knows something about what's going on."
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