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A Couple of Pigeons Animal Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

What Would You Be? School Jokes Submitted by srg A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't excited about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?" "Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student. "Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?" "Then I'd be a football fan."

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