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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his
hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden
informed him.
"I know," said the hunter, "But I shouldn't need a new
license, I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year."
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Do the hunter's efforts miss you?
I will call upon the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so
shall I be saved from mine enemies. The sorrows of death
compassed me, and the floods of ungodly men made me afraid.
The sorrows of hell compassed me about: the snares of death
prevented me. In my distress I called upon the LORD, and
cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple, and
my cry came before him, even into his ears.
Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of
the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth. There
went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his
mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.
He bowed the heavens also, and came down: and darkness was
under his feet. And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea,
he did fly upon the wings of the wind. He made darkness his
secret place; his pavilion round about him were dark waters
and thick clouds of the skies.
At the brightness that was before him his thick clouds
passed, hail stones and coals of fire. The LORD also
thundered in the heavens, and the Highest gave his voice;
hail stones and coals of fire.
Yea, he sent out his arrows, and scattered them; and he shot
out lightnings, and discomfited them. Then the channels of
waters were seen, and the foundations of the world were
discovered at thy rebuke, O LORD, at the blast of the breath
of thy nostrils.
He sent from above, he took me, he drew me out of many
waters. He delivered me from my strong enemy, and from them
which hated me: for they were too strong for me.
They prevented me in the day of my calamity: but the LORD
was my stay. He brought me forth also into a large place; he
delivered me, because he delighted in me. -Psalms 18:3
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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