WeeklyJokes.com #48

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It's all a matter of perspective....

"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

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-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

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- Earl Nightingale

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business
selling almost everything he sold opened up next door and
erected a huge sign that read, "BEST DEALS."

He was horrified when another competitor opened up a shop
to the right of his store, and announced its arrival with an
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If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small.
-Proverbs 24:10

If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he
be thirsty, give him water to drink: for thou shalt heap
coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.
-Proverbs 25:21

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