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| Bird In the Store
Computer Jokes
Submitted by William Shagbark Hubbell I used to work in a superstore. One day a sparrow flew in and perched itself by the ceiling. Management wondered how to catch it.
I suggested that we keep a computer terminal unoccupied.
"You can catch it when it stops by to tweet."
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| It Ain't Buddy
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by starkepatrik After a tiring day at work, a husband was able to sneak out an hour early. He just wanted to get home and lie down in bed next to his wife.
He gets home and slides into bed next to his sleeping wife. But then he hears a sound coming from underneath. He puts his hand under the bed, expecting to feel the wet nose or tongue of his dog Buddy. He asks, "Is that you, Buddy?"
His hand gets licked and then he hears, "Yes, it's me, Buddy."
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WisdomTips.com Good Things "Fear less, hope more… Whine less, breathe more… Talk less, say more… Hate less, love more… And all good things are yours."
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