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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo,
Sally occasionally receives thank you notes from members of
school groups.

One of her favorites said: "Dear Sally, I am a third grader.
I loved all the animals in the zoo. You were the best of all."
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Walk in wisdom toward them that are without, redeeming the
time. Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with
salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
-Colossians 4:5

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Joe Cosity

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