Joke of the day - Keeping the Beat

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Keeping the Beat Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Alan Valentine The conductor of the Detroit Symphony Orchestra was having an issue with the percussion section. During rehearsals, it seems they were having a major problem keeping the proper beat, and the conductor was getting madder by the moment. "Uh oh," one of the drummers remarked. "I think he's ready to blow." "You're right," said the cymbal player. "It looks like we're in for a real tempo tantrum!"

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