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Elderly Jokes :: #18803
By Wiley Post from Durham North Carolina USA.
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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Business :: #848
By Jeff Holbrook from Red House, WV USA.
Getting along in this world
If you act like you know what you are doing, no one will feel adequate to question your activities.
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