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Give Him A Few Minutes Judge Jokes Submitted by amaikwu adaobi juliet A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to pay a $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer, knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking, "Your honor, my client can only afford $50. But if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd…"
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Didn't You Suspect? Police Jokes Submitted by Anonymous "Didn't you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?" asked the policeman.
"No," began the wife, "I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt."
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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Be Truthful to Yourself "A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy."
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