Saturday, September 23, 2017

Joke of the day - Partly Cloudy

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Hide & Seek Crisis
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

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Partly Cloudy
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Skippy

While watching the weather update early one evening in the middle of January, the forecast was for partly cloudy the rest of the day and through the night.

Upon getting up and looking out the window the next morning, the man calls the station.

He then asks if they can send someone out to plow the 18 inches of "partly cloudy" out of his driveway.

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Thinking is good. Thinking is great. But it inhibits the ability to act.


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