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You Work Harder Than These People
Everybody thinks working in comedy is just a big laugh riot. All they do is just sit around all day and crack wise and play X-Box and eat Cheez Whiz... Read more

Going Where No Cuteness Has Gone Before
Remember how you wanted to be a vet when you were a little kid? Let's get real: You didn't want to be a vet so that you could go to... Read more

Put On Your Thinking Cap: It's Subnormality!
There's a lot of webcomics that are cute, a lot that are dumb, a lot that are clever. But how many are just downright brainy? How many are nice-to-see-you're-actually-getting-use-out-of-that-degree-in-Philosophy thoughtful?... Read more

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By Robbin Rohner from Barstow California USA.

It was the first day of school after summer vacation.

The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends.

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By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

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