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Joke of the day - They Cheated

Mud Pack Therapy Marriage Jokes Submitted by Leibel My wife got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days... Then the mud fell off.

They Cheated College Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Once two star football players had failed a test, and could not play football in the championship game. So, after much begging from the coach, the teacher finally let the two take the test again. They took the test, and turned it in. The coach and the two students watched carefully over the teacher grading the tests. She checked over the first test, then over the second test. Half way through the second test she stopped and put a great big "F" on both tests. The coach was furious and demanded an explanation. She said that they had cheated. "Why?" the coach asked. The teacher showed him number six. The coach looked at number six on the first test. The answer read "I don't know." The coach said that it did not prove anything. The teacher handed him the second test. The answer read "I don't know either."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Wisdom and Humility Foolishness is revealed when we are proud that we know so much. Wisdom is revealed when we are humbled because recognize that we know so little.

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