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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #643
By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida USA.
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
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Love & Dating :: #228
By kubashni moodley from durban South Africa
Quotes on love
it hurts to love someone and not to be loved in return, but is more painful to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift!
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