Joke of the day - A Mother's Eyesight

Family Photo Family Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean Photographer to young man: "It will make a much better picture if you put your hand on your father's shoulder." Father: "It would be much more realistic if he had his hand in my pocket."

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A Mother's Eyesight Family Jokes Submitted by ERS The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she had found the lens. "I looked everywhere, how did you do that?" he asked. "We weren’t looking for the same thing," she explained. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I, on the other hand, was looking for $150!"

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