Joke of the day - Kids Get In Free

Literacy Failure Puns Submitted by wadejagz My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.

Kids Get In Free Family Jokes Submitted by HENNE A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it. "I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said. "But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother replied. Smiling, the boy said, "I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Old Solutions Cause New Problems The most certain way to cause problems in the future is to continue using the solutions that worked in the past.

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