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Judges Jokes :: #22213
By Duffy Sheeran from Ohio USA.
The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years." Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"
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Inspirational Poems :: #1048
By Larry Brophy from Payson USA.
Paradise
Just could this be paradise
right here where you are?
Nirvana within you
not somewhere afar?
Tho' some would decry it
and say it can't be
just follow along
if you long to be free.
Your life's what you make it -
your choices each day
the thoughts that you harbor
and words that you say
determine the status
of your life today.
So if you want more
than you think you have now
watch closely your mindset
and you'll find out how
Just live in the present.
Think only the best
about yourself first
and then all the rest
of your brothers and sisters -
you'll find that you're blest
and really in paradise.
It's all in your mind.
Whatever you look for
is just what you'll find.
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