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Judges Jokes :: #22213
By Duffy Sheeran from Ohio USA.

The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years." Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"


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Inspirational Poems :: #1048
By Larry Brophy from Payson USA.

Paradise
Just could this be paradise

right here where you are?

Nirvana within you

not somewhere afar?

Tho' some would decry it

and say it can't be

just follow along

if you long to be free.

Your life's what you make it -

your choices each day

the thoughts that you harbor

and words that you say

determine the status

of your life today.

So if you want more

than you think you have now

watch closely your mindset

and you'll find out how

Just live in the present.

Think only the best

about yourself first

and then all the rest

of your brothers and sisters -

you'll find that you're blest

and really in paradise.

It's all in your mind.

Whatever you look for

is just what you'll find.



 
 
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