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| First Time Flier
Airplane Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean The first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, "About how often do jetliners like this crash?"
She thought a moment and replied, "Usually, just once."
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| Detailed Cleaning
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he couldn't talk because he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel while under a dangerously constrained environment."
I was impressed. Until the following day when I learned that meant he was "washing dishes with hot water under his upset wife's supervision."
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| The Tip of The Day from
WisdomTips.com Love of Your Parents If your parents can help you walk the first steps of your life, then why can't you help them walk the last steps of their life? |
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