Wednesday, June 17, 2009

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says, "Can you
roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your
head?"

The mechanic nods, confused.

"Can you play lightsaber with your wrench and another man's
screwdriver?"

"Oh yes," says the mechanic.

"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it,
whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?"

"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be
mechanic.

"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing
that already!" says the boss.
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Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the
flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in
singleness of heart, fearing God: and whatsoever ye do, do
it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men; knowing that
of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance:
for ye serve the Lord Christ.

But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which
he hath done: and there is no respect of persons.
-Colossians 3:22

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Joe Cosity

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The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #8817
By xiomara zachary from dallas texas USA.

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the

hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death

experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you

have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon

recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,

liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she

figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she

was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way

home, an ambulance killed her. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of

the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you"




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